Have you ever thought about robbing a bank? Well you’ve come to the right place.
According to the FBI, successful morning robberies yield $5,180 while successful afternoon robberies yield $3,705.
But why rob a U.S. bank when you can catch a flight to the UK and potentially earn much more?
Average proceeds from a UK robbery (successful or unsuccessful) is ~$30,000.
That’s a hell of a lot more! And a flight to UK is surely cheap enough to not impact your bottom line.
Conclusion: Rob a UK bank in the morning. Oh, and don’t forget to paypal me some of your earnings if you do succeed.
Works Cited: Levitt, Steven D., and Stephen J. Dubner. When to Rob a Bank: … and 131 More Warped Suggestions and Well-Intended Rants. Harpercollins Canada, 2016.
Chapter 149 : Eat Your Medicine, You Dunce! (30)
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FBI: *knocks at your door*
Omg so strange yet so true
Sound about right~
This blob would like to remind other blobs to not commit crimes!
...But if you do, remember to paypal me some of your earnings, too!!
Where to PayPal? :)